[Verse 1]
The d**h of the party
Came as no surprise
Why did we bother?
Should have stayed away
[Chorus]
Another night
And I thought "Well, well"
Go to another party and hang myself
Gently on the shelf
[Verse 2]
The d**h of the teenager
Standing on his own
Why did he bother?
Should have slept alone
[Chorus]
Another night
And I thought "Well, well"
Go to another party and hang myself
Gently on the shelf
Another night
And I thought "Well, well"
Go to another party and hang myself
Gently on the shelf