[Intro]
Pull your sick bag out, because this, is f**ing needed...
(We blended up children, swag)
[Verse 1: Sideshow Brian]
Started thinking about a normal life
The type of life that doesn't involve wrists or knives
The type of life that has your wife beating you with a rusty pipe
The type of life that has your wife beating you with a rusty pipe
It doesn't sound good but that's a regular relationship
The one that has you beat up and let down by all the Xanie trips
Snorting up recyclable, papers printed residuals
I am legend, the only pedestrian circled in individuals
From the minds that brought you the Versailles treaty
Catch you up on Rap Genius, burning after reading
Fire in the middle of a forrest ridden with a drought
I am the contortionist, shoving limbs in every spout
Hook you up to a sprinkler and dance around in the bloody rain
They say I'm majorly retarded, but I'm a major pain
Catch me up on animal planet picking b**hes scalps for lice
A little chocolate sprinkle for my f**ing vanilla ice
They say I'm nutty, I guess I'm a little pecan
Cash flow, cash it, oh, where'd my f**ing money go? (Huh?)
Blended up children, swag
I punch her in the stomach, I ain't out to be a dad
This the only life I have
Dale, where you at dude? I need another clue
Because the only thing I got now is dirty sketcher shoes
Obama wanted change so I'm f**ing dropping dimes
I got the scythe, human crops, I think it's f**ing harvest time
When the sling blade works in ways that's so wicked
We all, (die, die, die, die, die die!)
[Hook] x4
We blended up children, swag
[Verse 2: Dale Nasty]
Pull your sick bag out when you smell my chair
All the b**hes puke when they see my pubic hair
I've been f**ing b**hes since the first day of day care
They all line up when they see me playing four square
Racing in my wheelchair, legs go around
Hoof a b**h in the c*nt, knock her a** on the ground
Running over her face no one hears a sound
You can't hit a cripple, that's out of bounds
Don't got a phone, Dustin won't trust me
Dustin is crusty, my momma smells musty
My name's Dale Nasty, and all the b**hes love me!
[Hook] x4
We blended up children, swag