[Intro: Dale Nasty]
It's Christmas, last year I didn't get sh**
This year, I better see that fat b**h
My stocking is a used panty hose
Inside, was a log of sh** bro
[Verse 1: Sideshow Brian]
I woke up on Christmas day
My dick was sad, sh** I need to get laid
Walked to the living room and opened some presents
All I got were used tube socks and a dead pheasant
[Verse 2: Dale Nasty]
In my yard, it didn't snow, yo
I built a snowman out of sh**, and I'm lit
All I want under my tree is a bag of chips
Fat free, and a little bit of p**y, dude!
[Verse 3: Sideshow Brian]
Then we went to my grandmas house
She had sourdough up inside her blouse
My first gift was a bag of mints
A Minecraft story mode for my Xbox 3-6
[Verse 4: Dale Nasty]
Got a piss stained Santa hat
A little baggy that's full of crack
Didn't know what to do with that
And my shoe game is kind of wac, dude!
[Hook: Dale Nasty & Sideshow Brian]
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
(All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail
All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!)
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
(All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail
All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!)
[Verse 5: Sideshow Brian]
Christmas dinner was stale and bitter
I sat next to my cousin, who's a crazy gravy spitter
I gobbled my sh** like a hobo on some crack
Oh f**, my aunt has a nice rack
[Verse 6: Dale Nasty]
Mom said Christmas is gonna make the six triple
I told her all I want for Christmas is not be a cripple
All I unwrapped was a box of pampers
Some broke chicken legs, and some wheelchair rampers
[Verse 7: Sideshow Brian]
After lunch we went outside to play soccer
I see my aunt again and all I want to do is co*k her
But yet again, she didn't even get me sh**
Her kids are lucky that they got to s** on her tits
[Verse 8: Dale Nasty]
I told Santa to bring his sleigh my way
But nope, all he wrote back was a suicide note
Avoid Reindeer, they try to harm me
From Miss B, I got a box from the salvation army
[Hook: Dale Nasty & Sideshow Brian] x2
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
(All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail
All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!)
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
f** your silver bells, f** your silver bells!
(All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail
All I want to do is raise some hell and chase some tail!)
[Verse 9: Sideshow Brian]
My grandpa got me new light up Sketchers
I'm a dog, I see some p**y all I do is fetch 'em
Miss B gave me a box of candle sticks
All I want to do is just shove 'em up your a**, b**h!
[Verse 10: Dale Nasty]
Elf on the shelf with his a** blew out
f**ing the stuffing makes me want to shout
Ice on the porch makes me want to peel out
Mentally f**ed is what Christmas is all about, dude!
[Hidden Outtakes]