[Verse 1]
Why doesn't she need him for a father?
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePew would say
Hey, hey, hey! And then we clash!
[Chorus]
I got my dingaling spayed (x3)
I got my dingaling
[Verse 2]
She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
High water jumpsuits and a raped ape
Hey, when am I getting it back?
[Chorus]
I got my dingaling spayed (x3)
I got my dingaling
[Verse 3]
I don't know why
I've got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a dick, dick, hear my f**ing hate!
[Chorus]
I got my dingaling spayed (x3)
I got my dingaling
[Verse 4]
If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fibergla** insulation disguised as cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Feeling can't help me romp
Bill just f** me, take me an*l
Billy's sneer reminds me of someone
I'm sick of paying for the love boat
Tony and Tenille say wanna jump rope
And I say look!
[Chorus]
I got my penis spayed
I got a little tail
I got my dingaling spayed
I got my dingaling spayed
[Bridge]
I gotta be around p**y
Don't let me fall
I got a heh-heh well you can't live
[Chorus]
I got my dingaling spayed (x6)
I got my dingaling