I'm on some Katie bar the door wood cellar floor
Tornado on the plains not in Kansas any more
Scouring the deep web trying to explore
All this right wing blogosphere messaging boards
2.5 mile meteor
Speedy o'r deepspace on a place to hit yours
Truly panic and unruly
Like Contagion or that neat Deep Impact movie
I want some front row seat type booty
Popcorn and Diet Coke end times groupie
Trading cards of the martial law troops see
Collect em all before they're gone like Newsweek
Walmart and Obama in cahoots he's
Taken out a Sam's Club card as we speak
Gonna get his gas on the cheap
What a jerk that he is Commander in Creep
Jade Helm pandering fleet
Of cashiers marching on linoleum street
To invade your neighborhood discreet
Open up a SuperCenter every couple feet
Keep shuffling your mouth wide open
Keep shuffling your mouth wide open
Keep shuffling your mouth wide open
I got sinking feeling that we're not going to make it