I think I overhead you were looking for a weapon
I'm the xur nice of you the check in
Listen I'm an exotic arms seller
I only sell the best inventory straight stellar
A Titan like you, man you need heavy hitters
How about a shotty for when juggernaut triggers
Imagine the twitch crowds calling you the victor
And the People retweetin massacres on Twitter
Dealing with another it's Rock Paper Scissors
Who's knows what'll happen with me its all winners
Don't leave it up to chance and get another split shifter
Strange coins only, I don't take glimmer
So what you wanna buy I'm your main outfitter
Don't believe the rumors. I'm not a gold digger
I'm only here to help not worried bout figures
Now hurry up and buy Sunday I'm out killa
Whoah listen here buddy, there's plenty other options
And by options I mean me my auctions
Are like an investment, you give me the funds
And every week I supply you with new guns
Then you have the competition, mr. heavy ammo synth
Good in year one but year two, not hackin it
Everybody has what you got stop spamming it
I’ll buy all your inventory quick then dismantle it
But really man xur, what is your purpose
You hitting a depression, it su*ks to be worthless
And the bars that I’m spitting today, straight furnace
So go head and choose man pick your main service
Hm your funny, let’s see If I remember
Memory lane, launch date in September
You sold the worst weapons, were the worst vendor
Then you got a revamp, but you should know better
Even at your best, your still legendary
I got the top tier, enjoy secondary
Your weapon library, is straight blueberry
Your no adversary, and this could get hairy
Lets have a gun fight, pull a Judith D
I’ll grab a last word…see if you can duel with me
Your lost in this world, your really don’t know who to be
Stepping on my turf, I’ll shut you down brutally
Yea I got a revamp, happy that you noticed
You missed one main point, maybe you should focus
I have admit you have a nice stock
But does it really matter when the same guns drop
And you have three of coins, and the glass needles
That’s all your good for now, knock you off your steeple
My pdx 45 will have you in the fetal
Position, my mission leave you feeling feeble
So listen, xur I'm the man of the people
And every Wednesday I got them all feeling gleeful
So I'll put you out of your misery quick, real peaceful
Cus I'm the fecal, don't even try to see me in the sequel