[Intro]
When are they gonna turn on the lights, daddy?
Right after dark, Amy, it'll light up the whole lawn!
Will it light up the whole world, daddy?
Light up the whole world?
Isn't she adorable?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole...?
[Verse 1]
Ouch, what would rhyme with gout?
Drawl a** childish rappers that need the time out
Wash they mouth out with [?] for showin' off with sponsors
No doubt, scout's honor
Cut off allowances and take away they toys
You think that's harsh? It's even worser for the boys
Whoop that a** in front of your friends
Then drag 'em by the earlobe like, "Don't do it again!
Now get to them [?] or else you can't hit the blunt for a month
And you're grounded, no outside, no out front
Grown folks is talkin', don't even mumble!"
I watch 'em run away from home and come back humble
It's too much sugar, start to hyperact
Schemin' on a snack, look like someone needs a nap
Real MCs f** dat
Whiny peace pop rappers and snotty nosed clubrats get the slap
Off they monkey bars in this riddle ruckus
Little muf**as
When are they gonna turn on the lights daddy?
[Verse 2]
As in on stage or lyrical mic
Contrary to bias towards age or physical height
They need to go fly a kite light to get high off lifelike
Instead of playin' games inside, bike
Slow down buddy or things could get ugly
Runnin' behind on 'er like [?]
Out here doin' the darndest things, hysterical
How they got through the kindergarten is a miracle
"Get back up in this house!" a grandmama shouts
Wanderin' through the hood in tight pajamas with they a** out
Strollin' by rollin' eyes like hater
Face and fingers sticky and dirty from icky [?]
Give 'em a mean look, that's my word
The belt is right here, be seen and not heard
Pssh, respect your elders, tell your sisters and brothers
The whole world's watching y'all's little muf**as
[Outro]
Will it light up the whole world, daddy?
Light up the whole world?
Isn't she adorable?
Light up the whole world?
Light up the whole...?