all you big city women listen to me
i got some super yooper love like you aint never seen
i like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small
skinny, homely, i love em all
come on
are you ready for some yooper action
come on
gather round cause im the main attraction
sit on my lap, ill let cha rub my stubble
just one kiss an youll be seeing double
chorus:
im a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine
im a super, dooper, a super dooper yooper love machine
i dont care how many hearts i break
i like to share, i give em all some cake
they fight over me cause im so good lookin
they come from miles around just to do my cookin
come on
are you ready for some huggin and kissin
come on
gather round, you dont know what youre missin
come over here, ill let cha rub my gut
if you need a pillow, you can use my bu*t