1. RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE YOU'RE UP THERE HAVING ALL THAT FUN I'M DOWN HERE WISHING YOU WERE DONE HURRY UP RUTHIE NOW FINISH UP QUICK MY KIDNEYS ARE SQUASHED AND IM GETTING SICK LETTING YOU UP THERE WAS A BAD MISTAKE HAVE MERCY ON ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE CHORUS: RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME YOU AINT AS LIGHT AS YOU USED TO BE IF YOU DON'T STOP EATING NOW YOU'LL LOOK JUST LIKE MAKIS COW ALL WINTER LONG it's BEEN EAT, EAT, EAT PUTTING ON POUNDS IN YOUR SEAT, SEAT, SEAT I CAN'T STAND THIS MISERY
RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME 2. TOO MANY PASTIES, BURGERS AND FRIES TOO MANY HOME MADE BLUEBERRY PIES A CUDIGHI SANDWICH AND A MILLER LIGHT A TINOS PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT TOO MANY COOKIES TOO MUCH CAKE TOO MUCH EATING WHAT YOU JUST BAKED YOU KNOW I'd LOVE YOU IF YOU WEIGHED A TON RUTHIE ROLL, OVER I THINK I'M DONE! (REPEAT CHORUS) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER (roll over roll over) RUTHIE ROLL OVER YOU'RE KILLING ME