Johnny's house smells like a zoo It's got full of sh** and puke co*kroaches on the walls Webs are growing in Johnny's balls But oh, he's so clean cut Johnny just wanna f** some s*ut Spend his soul off in the city Where junkie's king, the air smells sh**ty People puking everywhere Bowels of blood, scabs in hair People dying in the street Bodies wasted in defeat Suburban scumbags they don't care They just get fat and dye their hair God bless Johnny! d**h and bang-up coming from all sides Love and peace never crossed his mind Get a job, work until you're dead The ideas, they drill in Johnny's head So he worked like a pack mule every day Didn't know very much, being honest doesn't pay One day Johnny skipped work Moral sin, his boss goes berserk "I don't wanna hear it, you're full of sh**" "I don't wanna hear it, you're full of sh**" Hit the sack, you're fired
So Johnny s**s a six-pack as he can't die Drinks the whiskey, drinks his grain Bottom's up but Johnny still feels the pain Gets home and beat up his wife The beginning of the end of Johnny's life God bless Johnny! So a pickabee's new 6.35 No one did spit in his face and stay alive First off, the bomb next gone her Sooner or later would have to pa** the border "No one gets out", said it up loud The sound of his shout barrelizing brout Started shooting everybody Soon one couldn't see a living body There stood Johnny with a beaking And his brand new tool on the other hand So he bought himself another drink Deeper and deeper Johnny would sink Those who got out reported the drum Johnny was going to do a dumb "He's not the first and he won't be the last" Whole generation's heading for the fresh God bless Johnny!