Uncle Buford #1
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Momma says these are my magic pants
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I like to eat worms
You ever eat worms?
They taste like...
Worms
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Uncle Buford #2
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Hey, I know that song!
It's that one about that spoon!
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I've never used a spoon but I heard about 'em
Them those things they give ya in those Chinese restaurants
For your...
Food
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Uncle Buford #3
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She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes
She's bringing biscuits
I like biscuits
Hope she comes with biscuits
She comes...
(That's a bad song)
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Frosty the snowman
Was a snowman, in the snow
And he had a big old pick up truck
And a dog...
But the dog died...
(Wakkah Wakkah Wooow!)
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