[Verse 1: D-SIK]
Okay I'm poolside at The Standard
Acting up, causing some banter
Got some bad b**hes with me
One's an actress, one's a dancer
They got a thing for rappers
Heard I put it down like hammers
They heard that I can move a club
Like I was in The Masters
Not to mention I'm one d-d-dapper bachelor
Everywhere me and my team go
We leave fan girls in enamor
Ask her if she's coming out tonight
And where she's going after
But you and I already know though
You don't need to answer
I'm just tryna get the scoop
Tryna find out your status
Tryna find out if you're taken
Like I care or like it matters
We're just young and dumb and turning up
A life of rad meanders
Your girl parties more with us
You could say she gerrymanders
Yeah it's going down
No handers
Got a Full House like the Tanners
And we're pissing off the neighbors
Yeah a shout goes out to Flanders
You ba*tards are not me
So you knock me and you slander
But your girl is taking pics with me
And you just hold the camera
[Hook: D-SIK] x2
10 deep with my crew, acting a fool
Little Rascals
Life is looking like a movie
On my favorite channel
When I'm in my hometown
And everywhere I travel
The ladies lining up
But the fellas staying mad though
Your girl stay up front row
Instagraming my rad show
Then she send me pictures later
She can't Instagram that though
Some women wanna be with me
And some think I'm an a**hole
But older women love me
Call me Eddie Haskell
[Verse 2: D-SIK]
The crew is 10 deep like my hat is
And we're all up on the A-List
We're known for bringing the racket
No country club recreations
Man I'm smarter than this track is
I'll be real and flat out say it
We just dumb it down and trap out
For the ratchets and the basics
Just face it I'm amazing
Fool you ain't even adjacent
Tryna ball of something I created
Like my name was Naismith
Despite how much you hate it
I still make the girl you came with
Forget all about her man and plans
No former engagement
There's a party on the roof
My crew is living on the edge
I'm fond of Vermouth
And I'm fond of pretty blondes with friends
One is kind of iffy
She's a 7 so it's on the fence
But I got two dimes coming with me
That sh**'s just common sense
You left her abandoned so that's fair game
Lose ball
She said that I'm the man and you're a drag
Call you Ru Paul
I told her when you want to party
You know who to call
Who else you know my age that's making moves
Like a U-Haul
[Hook: D-SIK] x2
[Outro: Sample from 'Leave It To Beaver]
Eddie Haskell: Gee Mrs. Cleaver, your hair looks nice
Mrs. Cleaver: Thank you Eddie...Where are your rubbers?