[Intro]
This is a test of selective attention
[Intro 2 - Tevyn Jynx]
Just cause you're looking at me, don't mean you're seeing me
Just cause you can physically touch me, don't mean you feel me
Just cause you can hear every word that I'm speaking, don't mean that you listening to me
And just cause I'm speaking with CONFIDENCE right now, don't mean I know what the *bleep* I'm talking about
*chuckles*...but you'll never know the difference...
[Intro 3 - Chill Will Forbes]
And I bring you hear today...
To tell you...
To inform you about these lazy motherf**ers in the world today...
[Verse 1 - Tevyn Jynx]
Lord, lord, lord
Yea, yea, uh, bust em down
It's 6 o'clock what you walking 'round the block fo'?
Yo know they gon' think you crazy cause you black folk
Riiight, my neighborhood is so friendly
Where my white friend can say "Wa**up n***a" and it won't offend me
Finally waking up I guess it's just the Folgers in me
Times have changed like
NBA Live I use to give my dude braids and
Guess that was a phase and
We would all bond like we the secret agents
Playing James Bond Golden Eye secret agent
Wonder what Dewaun might, do for a Klondike
Chasing down the ice cream truck, on his mom's bike
n***as, don't understand that this sh** is art
Express freely, I ain't even gotta rhyme it's the creativity that draws in the dollar signs
I'm tryna sign on the dotted line, ya feel me?
All these bomb raps, give ya boy a contract
Contraceptives guarantee that my john strapped
Controversy starting n***as think they all that
Contrary n***a that's non-fact
Hypochondriac, uh slid into the laundromat
Fruit snacks three quarters get a pack
Yessir, crew at yo neck sweatshirt
Earl Campbells on the grill, get the bread, that's a meal
No, forreal doe, I'm tryna get the bread and make a mill
How you feel Jay Lu, Xavi, Jonathan, Bobby
Tarif Scott, Leland, Chill Will, Obi, Neal?
How you feel? Channel X dawg I'm tryna get this deal
Metaphorically I mean, tryna build our own regime
Then reign the whole town like Seattle in the spring
[Interlude - Chill Will]
These n***as is lazy (mhm mhm)
All these n***as wanna eat (yeaaa)
These n***as wanna ball (yeaaa)
But these n***as don't wanna work
This sh** is backwards...it's backwards
[Verse 2 - Tevyn Jynx]
Uh, face it muhf**er just face it
So many shots fired when you take it you get wasted
Bandana wrapped around my cabeza I'm on that gang sh**
Polo bu*ton down on the Sperrys I'm on that Frank sh**
f** you mean you miss me you only f** me when you tipsy
I outta screen shot you, have you looking like a dummy
Send that picture to your boyfriend I hope that he thinks it's funny
When he reads bout how you liked it when I nutted on yo tummy
But naw, it ain't that crucial, besides that ain't my steelo
The cool collected negro, mascot of the Cheeto
f**ing with these skeezers have you ended up like Tito
No way ho, you're better off f**ing with Manti Te'o's b**h
Check my player's list, I had to cut a few
Salty women getting layed, looking like potato chips
Got me getting thirsty, cause baby got the juice box
Got game James Worthy with the crew socks
And we all tryna eat, but ain't nobody cooking
Kinda hard to get seen when ain't nobody looking...for my set
f** it I'ma walk into the game calling next like...
[Skit]
*Setting - Basketball Gym*
[BBALL 1] - Basketball Player #1
[T] - Tevyn Jynx
[BBALL 2] - Basketball Player #2
[J] - Jay Luse
*basketball swish*
[BBALL 1]: Buckets!
[T]: Already aye my squad where we at? We on, sh** f** it
[BBALL 1]: And 1! And 1 n***a! And 1! And 1!
[BBALL 2]: Naaaw whoooooa whoa whoa whoa whoa we called first
[T]: Aye wa**up? Aye Jay get the squad dawg. Wa**up?
[BBALL 2]: We called first. We next!
[T]: What you mean first? Who'd you tell?
[BBALL 2]: We next!
[T]: I told ol' dude with the- with the- with the big a** head that we on next! We been here for 20 minutes!
[BBALL 2]: I told the dude in the red shorts!
[T]: f** that n***a! He can't even hoop b!
[BBALL 2]: Naw man you gotta move. You gotta move
[T]: Aye Jay come on. Where the squad at bruh?
[BBALL 2]: We on next
[J]: Aye bro aye man just let 'em have that sh**. Let 'em have that sh**. We're gonna get on eventually
[T]: f** all that sh**. What you mean let 'em have it?
[J]: We're gonna get on eventually bro just let 'em have that sh** bro
[T]: Tssss. Dawg we been here for like...
[J]: Just let 'em have that sh** bro
[T]: Bet
[J]: Honestly we need to be worried about that talent show dawg
[T]: f** all that dawg I ain't even worried about that
[J]: Dawg you got- you- alright you wanna do this music sh** or not?
[T]: Tsssss. I mean...
[J]: You need to be worried about that talent show. You need to get some sh** together dawg for real. Honestly, like...
[end scene]