Am I an animal? Yes
Am I alive? Yes
Am I a cat? No
Am I a fly? No
Am I an insect? No
Am I a dog? No
Am I a rodent? No
Am I a frog? No
Am I very very big?
Very very small? No
Have I got four legs? (???)
Any legs at all? Yes
Am I a seagull? No
Am I a bird? No
Cant be a fish? No
Oh its getting absurd (too right)
Am I a household pet? No
Do I live in the zoo? No
Do I live in the jungle? No
Can I have a clue? No no no no no no no!
Am I a human being? Yes! Well done
It was the only thing left you know, yea ???
But its not over yet (no). Youve got to guess which one
Guess which one, guess which one, guess which one
Am I into politics? No
Am I on TV? No
Am I really famous? No
A personality? No
Am I in authority? No
Am I in control? No
Do I work in a factory? No
Am I very very old? No
Do I know who I am? Yes
Am I in this place? Yes
Am I in this conversation? Yes
Is there a smile on my face? Yes yes
Have I just realised that we are animals too? Yes yes!
Do I resent the torture of circuses and zoos? Yes yes
Do I condemn the hunters? Yes yes
Do I condemn the butchers and the murders too? Yes yes
Am I opposed to vivisection? Yes yes yes yes!
Is there another direction? Yes yes
But now Ive got two answers, but either one will do
See I knew it could be me
But now I know it could be you
It could be me, could be you, yes yes
Could be me, could be you, yes yes
Could be me, could be you, yes yes
Could be me, could be, could be you