And they put punks on postcards Sell them to the tourists Oh don't they love the English So eccentric! Any they put cops on duty Smiling for the cameras They're wearing funny hats ha Oh it's so terrific They put the queen on stamps And tv every Christmas Look at all the waving flags Oh it's so historic! Mother's on the phone Says she's coming home Someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window Mother's on the phone Says she's coming home Someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window Mother's on the phone Says she's coming home
Cos someone threw a stone through a Cadillac window They put punks in jail and cops on overtime Keeping the dirt right under the carpet Trying to draw that we're all eccentric There's tourists in the sun and money in the pockets Painting ??? The Union Jacks moves it's so Patriotic! ha They'll put your name on file Taps on your telephone Your picture on a postcard If you really think that's fab They'll make you the epitome of what the tourists love to see Buckets of conformity, ha nothing more than trash!