I ain't no delicacy
Escargot get away from me
And I ain't no household pet
And I'm not a garden pest
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
Don't touch my eyes, I hate that sh**
Don't leave out garden pellets
And in return, I'll leave you cool slime
You can do with it what you wish
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
S-N-A-I-L
I'm just a snail
Snail, snail, snail, snail, snail, snail, snail
(Snail, snail, snail, snail)