Did you know that you need oxygen just to maintain your existence?
The water's only three feet deep
Don't f**in' dive
Paralyzed for life
Why do you people ignore these warnings
Each year millions die
You may think this is common sense
Then why do so many wind up dead
Cutting your throat is like cutting your own throat
There is not a doubt about it
You're gonna die
Keep your head and arms inside the bus
Otherwise you might lose them
Warning: to avoid danger of suffocation
Keep this plastic bag away from babies and children
Do not use in cribs, beds, carriages or play pens