[Intro - King Tech:]
One two, one two
What's going on y'all?
DJ King Tech, world famous
Wake Up Show, check us out
I got a brand new record for y'all man
It's called "Groupie", from SMH Records
From KXNG CROOKED, featuring Shale
Now this a record you will not hear on regular radio
Trust me, you can only hear this on Shade 45
Crooked lost his mind making this record man
Anyway, check it out
World premier
(You boys are disgusting)
[Hook - Shalé:]
I like the way you move me, I'm your groupie
And baby I know it's hard to please a man
I like the way you feel me, and thrill me
And baby you know, just how to treat a fan
[Verse 1:]
After Eminem signed me, I knew that I would be the man
Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan
After our show in Tokyo, I had them broads give me a soapy ma**age and tugjobs with either hand
George Washington Carver, I hit the P 'til I nut
But a jelly keep me cumming, damn skippy like Peter Pan
Gotta go, next stop Frankfurt, Germany
A groupie grabbed my frankfurter and whispered "Put your s**m in me"
Cute little accent, figure like an hourgla**
A [?] pressed the booty against the shower gla**
When it was over, I told her "Meet me in Munich"
Cause she s** dick so damn good, had me stuttering
Like 50 when he said G-Unit, I was like "J-j-j-Jesus Christ, this is nice!"
I really didn't mean to bring the lord into the bedroom
Baby put your clothes on, your boy gotta jet soon
[Hook x2]
[Verse 2:]
When Slaughterhouse dropped, I knew I would be the man
Groupies everywhere, and I know just how to treat a fan
On tour with Tech N9ne and my Strange Music fam
Grabbing chicks by the hand like "Come here, come meet the band"
Backstage b**hes from that Backpage website
s** you with a condom on just to get your head right
Internet b**hes doing everything above (That's computer love!)
I'm out here zapping these b**hes
Bad b**hracial, Filipino, black in these b**hes
I don't know half of these b**hes but they so 'bout it there's no limit
Damn, is these Master P's b**hes?
sh**, even f**ing on a Sunday
I got drunk and accidentally gave the ho some tongue play (no no!)
Pulled down my pants and said, "You know what today is?"
You know what today is, humpday!
[Hook]
[Outro:]
1 2 3, that b**h is a groupie
Little big fat booty, she wanna give the p**y to me, Y-O
[Skit:]
Hit a n***a on the gram, snapchat me baby, I gotta go
Hey, y'all better not leave me on that tour bus, y'all better not leave me man!