Lorraine wanted money
Thought it was funny
Jamie typing out his heart
And starving for his art
Now he works for a bank
But she's not here to thank
She's with a polo player in the Argentine
She'll s** you in
She'll put you in sync with sin
You can't run for cover
She's a quicksand lover
When she's finished you off
She'll grin
Anne was a schoolgirl
Dennis was a tennis star
He's married to a model now
He didn't take her quite that far
Now she has a heartache
And she has a habit
And he has breakfast cereal on national T.V.
He'll s** you in
He'll put you in sync with sin
You can't run for cover
He's a quicksand lover
When He's finished you off
He'll grin
Lila wanted love
She thought William was the answer
He said, "I love you too
Now come and meet this dancer
Whips plus three's the life I've led
There's the door or here's the bed."
So she went along for the ride.
He'll s** you in
He'll put you in sync with sin
You can't run for cover
He's a quicksand lover
When He's finished you off
He'll grin