April O'Neil is doing sit-ups on the floor of her living room. She is wearing a yellow sweatsuit. There is a soap opera on the TV. A boy is kissing a girl on the TV. April stops doing sit-ups and watches The boy on the TV looks very serious and says,
- Happy zero anniversary. April laughs. April does some more sit-ups. A girl on the TV is getting kidnapped now. A lady on the TV is really drunk now. A man on the TV is crying and shouting now.