I get, (Uh!) damn I'm drunk.
I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
I get, (Uh!) damn I'm drunk.
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"
Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up
hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm
I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
Yeah , but only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk. It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
"Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them s**ers that jumped my homey Le Le
All up in this b**h
with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of sh**
God damn. I gotta piss
I pa** the mic to Mr. Shift. I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin' it must be that brew that I was sippin'
Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move
Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
What the f** was I trying to prove
I got a knack for downin'' four-o's
All the hos know them Doobie Bros.
People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might f** an ugly b**h, but only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk
Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.