PART ONE: "DRAKE"
[Intro: Crank Lucas as Drake]
Oh man
Oh man oh man
Not agai', not agai'
Ungh!
I didn't wanna do it but they comin' for me
I'm glad you stepped up 'cos Joey wa'n't important to me
[Verse 1: Crank Lucas as Drake]
I'm a bet you 50 Disses come recordin' for me
I might put you on the bench, Robert Horry homie
Whooaaa!
You don't wanna make Drake crazy
I might have to take Hailie on a vaca-lie
It's funny I got rappers actin' just like children
When I'm the one they said was always in his feelin's
I guess I see it clearer it was all a trap
And I don't slaughter houses, I slaughter tracks
Ya home state got sewage in they faucet taps
I'm about to donate some water WHERE YOUR BOTTLES AT?!?
Champagne poppin' in this b**h, boy
Got my n***a gunn' in this b**h, boy
Ima have to use the feud as city bait
Ima drop the next diss on a Weezy tape
You don't wanna come for me, Ima fire ya
I'm about to drop a song with Mariah
You gonna have to battle Nick before me
You could be the next contestant on that Wild'N Out screen oh!
All your old fans became Drizzy fans
Now everybody wanna be Drizzy mans
I'm runnin' sh** so it pays to be friends with him
Ask Meek Mill, I already k**ed an Eminem
[Outro: Crank Lucas as Drake]
Marshall watcha doin'?
Marshall watcha doin?
I didn't wanna do it but they comin' for me
I'm glad you stepped up cause Joey wa'n't important to me
PART TWO: "EMINEM"
I got to Toronto and cash this lame
At a Raptor's Game
Bash his brains with a plastic cane and cut this ba*tard's veins
f** a gaseous sprain
I'm givin' him ma**ive pain
Until this half a stain'll wish he never rapped with Wayne (haha!)
I feel like a Rap God (Why?) cause I been a "piller"
You're the worst female rapper out
No man can feel ya
Your verse is full of sentence fillers
I was sent to k** ya
Remind me who I'm battlin'? Drake or Quentin Miller?
You're so emotional, I made a threat you took it deeply
I can end your whole career and make it look so easy
Have you scared, all shook and queasy
Bein' Wheelchair Jimmy
Is the reason you got a push from Weezy!
All you rap about is failed relationships
Materialism, your position
And those who were sleepin' on you
Cryin over ex-girlfriends that was creepin' on you
You still ain't explained that guy who was peein' on you
You're a Backstreet Boy I'll slap you with an open hand
You wanna be just like me (Why?) You're a token Stan
Don't get it confused if you heard me say Aubrey was dope
Then it means I'm a smoke this Gra'am
All your albums sound like suicide notes
And Views is the final one
Where you would fly over the edge of the ledge
And make a splash of yourself
So since you wanna die so bad I'd be happy to help
Aubrey's goin' down
And Joey tried to warn you
I don't know why you're hurt
You rap like someone scorned you
You're so emotional
And all your songs are b**h made
And I don't need no shots
I'll k** you with my switchblade