Phone started ringing just after kickoff Return man fumbled the ball Now I ain't lying someone better be dying Cuz this ain't a good time for a call Well I spilled my beer As I reached for the phone Her voice was hard to ignore The next thing I knew The first quarter was through And I wasn't even sure of the score You can call me late at night You can call me in the day You can call my cell Or the home phone as well But please please don't call me on A Sunday afternoon By halftime I began to wince And I didn't know what to say So I put the phone down at the start of the third Hoping I could catch a couple of plays Well my beer was flat But the game was exciting Clock was just a-tickin on down I picked up the phone
At the end of the quarter And she never even knew I was gone You can call me late at night You can call me in the day You can call my cell Or the home phone as well But please please don't call me on A Sunday afternoon To call on a Sunday without a clearance Well that's offensive interference Flag on the play! Well the game is done I'm not sure who won Hey there's one more thing on my mind Please call me again If you wish my friend But Monday night's really not a good time You can call me late at night You can call me in the day You can call my cell Or the home phone as well But please please don't call me on A Sunday afternoon Oh no no please please don't call me on A Sunday afternoon