Need to drink to f**ing think
If you'd think you wouldn't drink
Takes a man to drink so much
A real man doesn't need a crutch
Everybody tells me that it's cool
But I'll just let them play the fool
Drinking a fifth make you brave
It only takes you to an early grave
So go ahead and call me dumb
At least my f**ing brains not numb
You can drink yourself to d**h
I'll keep the liquor off my breath