Please allow me to get dressed
I'm man of stench and disgust
been in the cellar for a long time
Stole many man's bowls and guitars
and I was 'round when Robocorpse
Had his moment of craziness
Made damn sure that he
Washed his feet and sealed the tap
Sympathy for the Zombie
I recall it sounded like that
Sympathy for the Zombie
please help me remember
I stuck around
the cemetery
When I saw it was time to die
k**ed the juggler and his Skittles
I rode a donkey
When a rain
of peppers raged
And the bodies stank
I watched with glee
While you struggled
to keep in fashion
up and down the escalators
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
call me Mr. Daisy
I shall laugh at your pointless lives
Sympathy for the Zombie
Sympathy for the Zombie
I recall it sounded like that