I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to s** your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may not like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now
(chorus)
Now, you s**
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You s**
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around
If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it
(chorus x2)
When you hear 'safe s**' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with d**h
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious p**y with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke
Sisters.. Sisters, you've got the power...use it!
Chick: You brought a condom, right?
Dude: Huh?
Chick: I'm unprotected
Dude: Ain't you on the pill?
Chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know,
I think it's your turn to go down on me
Dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired.
Chick: What do you mean you're tired?
Dude: C'mon.
Chick: Come on, baby, come on!.
Dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
Chick: You a**hole! You sh**!
I know you think it's a real drag
To s** my c*nt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to s** my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs
(chorus x2)
Now, you su*k!