He wears Old Spice, he got fuzzy dice Hangin' from the rearview mirror of his 4 wheel drive Yeah he's GQ, and he can do more With cheap polyester than Calvin Klein He drinks false staff, he got 27 ballcaps He wears a different one every night He'll tell you he's a lover When he ain't pickin' a fight He's a redneck romeo, he thinks he's Elvis in a picture show Silver chains but a heart of gold, Lord you got to love his style. A cla**ic country Ca**anova, thinks all the girls are crazy over him. Everywhere that neon glows you'll find a redneck romeo He's got a hundred keys hangin' off his jeans He knows they fit somethin' but he don't know what. He's no cheap date, spend his whole paycheck
Buyin' drinks and playin that jukebox. Out on the floor he ain't no square, He's a romancin' slow dancin' Fred Astaire Dab of grill cream in his hair Ladies stand in line. He's a redneck romeo, he thinks he's Elvis in a picture show Silver chains but a heart of gold, Lord you got to love his style. A cla**ic country Ca**anova, thinks all the girls are crazy over him. Everywhere that neon glows you'll find a redneck romeo He's in a cla** all by himself thinks there ain't nobody else like him But everywhere that neon glows you'll find a redneck romeo Yeah he's a redneck romeo.... Ah I like that blue-font look How did ya get it to stand that high?