[STATE FAIR GIRL SINGER] Come on, children, and climb in the back seat! Come on, children, it's time for some fun! Get inside, we're gonna take a ride On State Road 21! Come on, children, I filled up the gas tank Long way to go before we get done Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! [STATE FAIR SINGER & COMPANY] Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! [Fiddle solo] [MICHAEL] Since 9 p.m., I been sittin' here Just keeping' my eye on some stupid steer That's how I'm spending' my Junior year! But I swear I'm gettin' wise It's my last time here, I guarantee! I got other places I'm s'posed to be I won't have my old man ridin' me 'Til the day he up and dies Oh, oh, what does he know When his head's been buried in the ground so low? Oh, oh, what does he know About life in the real world? I said, Oh, oh, what does he know? My fuse is lit and I'm gonna blow 'Cause Oh, oh, I gotta know About life in the real world
[CAROLYN] I got a ringin' in my ears And my hands keep shakin' I ate seven corn dogs And I think I might die Five more hours 'Til the final judging I can hold it all together And I will not cry Oh God! Do I have a fever? Oh God, things are startin' to swirl Oh God, I was doin' so well Now they're all gonna think I'm just a dumb little girl Well, oh, oh, what do they know About what it takes to make a bull calf grow? Oh, oh, what do they know About life in the real world? [CAROLYN & MICHAEL] Oh, oh, what do they know? [CAROLYN] Prob'ly came over from Ohio [CAROLYN & MICHAEL] And oh, oh, what do they know About life in the real world? [STATE FAIR SINGER] Let's go, baby, and roll by the river Feel the heat comin' down from the sun— Oh oh oh oh On State Road 21! Ev'rybody: [STATE FAIR SINGER & COMPANY] Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!