He said he'd join a foreign army
So that he can have s** before he's married
He loves her so
He can't let go
He loves her so
He can't let go
He has new clothes
They've fallen on him now...
We all knew somehow he'd be a better man
He wears chartreuse cause he can
CHORUS (X 2)
He wears chartreuse cause he can
I really don't understand
Cause he's always a ladies man
He wears chartreuse cause he can
He only keeps good company
He's always leading with his teeth
He keeps himself so apropos
Shoots it up his nose (shoots it up)
CHORUS
He only loves what he sees
She's the best desert he's had in weeks
She'll be dead in three months time
He'll be dead in five (dead in five)
CHORUS
He wears chartreuse cause he can
He wears chartreuse cause he can
Chartreuse cause he can