[Verse 1]
V.R. there's like these pets and things
And they don't do a f**in' thing--except sing
Oh! We got nothing to do
So maybe we'll write a song about you
Yeah you, you know it's all about you
[Verse 2]
Hey Mr. '60s Soullessness
Your daddy's house was such a mess
So what the f** you doin' now?
We don't need you anyhow
[Bridge]
"You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
You're so vain...."
[Verse 3]
Hey you want me to wipe your a**?
Yeah maybe I need a luv that will last
Hey you want me to kick your a**?
Yeah maybe I need that hate just to last
[Verse 1]