"Gosh, your girlfriend... whoof"
You're only popular on the Internet
[?] is you're gonna get
How much money do you wanna bet
They see you in person, they'll wish you never met?
Secret Internet fatty
You have all the angles [?]
Secret Internet fatty
On your half 300 pounds
[?] when you're talking to a guy
[?] if you make me wanna die
How many pics of you looking good on the Internet
People think they know who you are
Too bad you really look like sh**
S.I.F