Don't take them faces at their value
In a cynical town
Can't you smell the stale air?
I had no sk** but I had heart
So then I turned it around
So just remember
I'm no cynic, you know I'm just getting bored
I'm no cynic; I got a heart of gold
They say I'm cold
Cold
Cold
Oh baby why so cold?
I'm super-sweet; sealed with a kiss
Don't get offended
If there's something you missed
I only show you what I want you to see
I got my tougue in my cheek
If you see them laughing
Don't follow in
'Cause they're the bu*t of my joke
I'll always be just who you want me to be
And keep my tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic
You'll never see
'Cause you're not in on the joke
I got my picture in the paper
And my parents were proud:
"Hey kid, that's not a bad job yeah."
Next thing you know
Peculiar faces start hangin' around
Dear lord, could you spare me?
I've just got one side to show you all:
My a** is awesome
So smile when you're kissing it
They say I'm cold
Cold
Cold
Baby why so cold
I'm super-sweet; sealed with a kiss
Call your professor
If there's something you missed