You are cordially invited to the ether frolic.
Please accept our invitation.
One bladder of sweet vitriol will be provided.
Please confirm your reservation.
There's nothing sinister:
Nitrous oxide will be administered
At the ether frolic.
Sophisticated gentlemen will be attending.
It's a group hallucination.
Experience the very height of modern science
With this wondrous inhalation.
Bring your shrewish wife.
Live the easy life at the ether frolic.
Come along on a journey to Byzantium,
In the nether regions of the cranium.
High above the pleasure dome of Xanadu,
Earthly worries softly drip away from you.
There's something that I couldn't help noticing:
When I cut myself I can't feel a thing.
The most wonderful sensation I'm experiencing:
When I cut myself I can't feel a thing.