Yes sir, no sir - anything goes Change your looks and change your clothes Get in where you fit in play by the rules Masturbating with the fools Play the game, choose a side Learn to lose, f** your pride Taking no chances making safe bets Acting like a teachers pet Making your way but still not climbing You're too worried about your timing Shake those hands, fake that smile Kiss that a** and sit back And hate yourself with style Photostat, copycat, imitator
Faker, traitor, moneymaker You're not a giver you're just a taker Good for nothing impersonator Shake those hands, fake that smile Kiss that a**, sit back And hate yourself with style (3x) *voices* Yes sir, no sir anything goes Change your looks and change your clothes Get in where you fit in play by the rules Masturbating with the fools Play the game, choose a side Learn to lose, sit back And hate yourself with style (5x)