Ladies and gentlemen,
Welcome to one of the last great American spectacles; Circus Contraption!
Are you ready for a show?
Are you ready to embark on a fantastic adventure?
Then focus your eyes, steal your gaze,
Raise your voice, and let your cheers be heard!
For under the glorious fabric of the Circus Contraption big top
You are about to witness the lights gather at the majestic magistery of
The SHOW to End All SHOWS!
Inside this tent, we live in a constant state of celebration
A sheltering of unity from that other kind of circus out there
Circus Contraption, the last best thing of how things can be
So are you ready to run away with the circus?
Well, tonight we begin and show the world
That we're a bracing curative for the afflictions of our times
Circus Contraption; The SHOW to End All SHOWS!