One, two, three
We are the Hoochie Coochie Girls
From all around the world
Watch 'em as they dance across the floor
And if you have the time
And you could spare a dime
These girls will keep you coming back for more
Murder, murder, everyday
I wanna murder somebody, right away
The world is overcrowded, anyhow
And just watch on as I go
I wanna dance with you
Now, feast your eyes on thighs
Whoa, Ladies and Gentlemen
Esteemed members of cultured society
Circus Contraption is proud to present
For your witnessed destination
An exotic array of thrill seekers
Performing a cunning array of stunts
Our first little Lady is a k**er with style
Who's left a trail of scorned suitors in her wake
Taking from each and every one a hat as a souvenir
The next, as American as apple pie
And as sultry as a stiletto
She hypnotizes hopeless humans
Twirling hoops with hips and hands
And now, if ever an angel descended from the heavens
Our next performer is it
She is a true a**a**in at the heart
And finally a steamy argutive gypsy dancer
On the state side broadway hooker
That has tamed each one of Ali Baba and his forty thieves
Ladies and Gentlemen this quadrennium of talented beauty
Is known by none other name than the
Hoochie Coochie Girls of Circus Contraption
Give them a hand
We got all the little girls
Who giggle, giggle when you pinch 'em
Spank your end they show you a lot of 'hind
Witchy women doomed
To put a spell on you
Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind
Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind
Look 'em in the eyes and you lose your mind