[Intro]
[Chris Farley, Billy Madison sample]
That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ace
[Chubz]
It's not what you think it is
I promise
So
[Hook: Chubz]
That a** on that girl go round and round
Round and round come and put it on me now
Baby make my frown turn upside down
I want to see you drop it to the ground
Yeah
[Will Ferrell, Anchorman 2]
I'm just a guy from, from Terre Haute, Indiana
With a big ol' dick
And a fat wallet
And a spleef the size of a baby arm
Just looking for someone who wants to smoke it
Let's put it this way, I be busting nuts like a squirrel
Big ol' titties
Big ol' titties
And it gets hot, and sweaty, and stanky
[Verse 1: Chubz]
I want to see that a** bounce, double dribble, bend it over touch the floor
Full court press miss, all I want to do is score
What's your name baby girl, I noticed you were showing love
Bring your girls, come meet my team and find out why they call me Chubz
I'm just playing, no I'm not, well kinda though
I can show you things, you won't want to tell your mama though
You're fine and so I want to knock you down just like some dominos
Stop drop it and roll with it girl yeah you on fire hoe, excuse my language
You probably like it though so I ain't sorry, no
I just want to f**ing smash like my name was Mario
Got Luigi in my pocket, Wario in my co*k and so long
I'm going ape sh**, she named my schlong Donkey Kong
Watch as I go deep in you, it disappeared, peekaboo
No Pokemon, but I had to take a peek at you
She's getting ready to release a gallon, know why
'Cause with my tonguen I'm strumming like my name was Ben Allen
Come and let me rear end your car, take a ride on my handlebar
Ass so fat you need a compa** to draw her avatar
Plus she stay fly, somebody tell her where her cape at
And when you find it you should come on over here and shake that super
Ass a** a** a**
Girl I want to see it spaz, drop it fast
Join my round of applause, make it clap
I said now make it clap, you deserve to be in the pros
Now pop it girl and make it talk to me in morse code
[Breakdown]
[Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz, Bad Teacher sample]
(Moaning/Grunts)
Oh I'm dry humping the sh** out of you
Oh yeah, dry f** the f** out of me, Scott
[Hook: Chubz]
That a** on that girl go round and round
Round and round come and put it on me now
Baby make my frown turn upside down
I want to see you drop it to the ground
[Bridge: Chubz]
Yeah (Ass so fat, need a lap dance)
Yeah Uhh
Hey, Bounce
Twerk, (Bounce) Twerk, (Bounce) Twerk (Ass so fat, need a lap dance)
Twerk Miley, Miley, Miley twerk
Whistle while you twerk (Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh)
Go ahead and start and
Make that p**y fall, then
Whistle while you twerk
Twerk somethin'
[Verse 2: Chubz]
I swear man, I love her a**, that suffocation smothered a**
By the way she's bouncing it, I be calling her flubber a**
Now let's get down to biz, I'm with a yellow chica
And since it's black and yellow, you can call it Wiz Khalifa
Juice mixed with goose, so f**ing a leash, get loose, we
So turned up we got our haters on mute (Hah)
And although they be hating, they steady stuck on dodging us
I'm dreaming about an 8-some, I call that sh** an octopus
Now let's get back to the flow, make it go round like a merry go
Watch me pound it like a stereo
Gon' get wet like Ariel
I know you special sh**, you ain't gotta tell me
You make me wanna pound it like my initials was LB
So tell me, where you from its foreign how you pop it
Her a** look like when she bounce it got hydraulics
Look like it was made off in a lab don't it
I ain't never seen an a** look like it got another a** on it
Never would I pa** on it, I think I found a star
You should come over and show me just how down you are
Make it bounce like something I ain't never seen
Like a kangaroo playing basketball on a trampoline
Now double dribble, double dribble
The left one is Dewey, the right one is Reese, let me be Malcolm in the Middle, and
Give me that a** a**, but stay of cla** act
And watch my dick steady rise like a cab tab
[Hook: Chubz]
That a** on that girl go round and round
Round and round come and put it on me now
Baby make my frown turn upside down
I want to see you drop it to the ground
[Justin Timberlake, Bad Teacher sample]
That was Great
[Outro]