The problem with relationships, people want too much.
Everybody's looking for a soul mate.
"We're soul mates, we're one, we're soul mates.
"I'm a Pisces, he's Aquarius, we're perfect. We're soul mates, it's incredible."
"His moon is my star and it's a soul mate.
"We complete each other and finish each other's sentences.
"The other day I said, 'Honey, it's gonna rain,' and he said rain too!
"It's amazing! It's like we're telekinesic, we're telekinesic.
"It's incredible, my God."
Nobody gets a soul mate. It don't happen.
All you gonna get in life if you lucky is a mate.
Just a mate.
Somebody you f**, go to movies with.
You f**, go to another movie.
You f**, go to a comedy show.
You f**, go to your grandmomma's house.
You f**, go to your momma's house. You f**, go see another movie.
Somewhere in between f**ing and movies, he goes, "Wanna get something to eat?"
That's all relationships are, they ain't that complicated. It's just f**ing and eating.
If you don't like f**ing somebody and you don't like eating with them, y'all don't need to be together.
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Even if you meet the perfect person,
it ain't gonna be at the perfect time.
You're married, they're single. That's right.
You're Jewish, they're Palestinian.
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You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon.
You're a black woman, he's a black man.
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