[Verse 1: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)]
You bake and do arts & crafts, I ‘bate and do arts & crafts
I made this prototype to which you cater like Arthur's dad
I dug you on intuition, my woes say you're mayo; that could mean you're wack or right for me, I don't care what they say, though
I'm sorry for the calls and the dumb text messages
But I think I like you as much as fresh Mexican food
… I'm a pretty irreverent dude; who isn't, nowadays?
I searched for love and found malaise
I don't wanna date, I don't support V-Day
I don't wanna keep green around like CJ
I don't wanna think about marriages and carriages
And I don't wanna think about parents meeting parents
And I don't wanna love you
‘Cause I don't know what that is
We should be aimless like post-fap whiz
We should navigate without the guide
Share but always count the fries
Hold a fake grudge over our gluttony, then snuggle beneath tea leaves
I know this funny place named Wee Tee; they got some good mini golf
I feel like an idiot
[Verse 2: Big Sus Boi (Shampoo Papi)]
Idiot, idiot
Verses getting stupider
Yo, [redacted] if you're on Mars
Can you pick me up on Jupiter?
I am going nuclear, life is getting spookier
And when I see the squad again you know we getting loopy-er
This sh** lit, you know what this sh** is
Pizza boy & a misfit, four wings & a biscuit
And we got that soda pop, k** that sh**, you know we hot
And we need like four large pies at any show we rock
Beast mode, f** the game, I got cheat codes
That's bull like D. Rose, but this new sh** make me feel old
Real rap, real rap, I got a real girl and a real cat
I make real beats on a real Mac, I'm a real boy like I'm RiFF RAFF
But I ain't a clown and I ain't in town when it's going down
I know a bunch of rappers who think they wear they crown, but they slowing down
Good luck, Sus Boyz giving no f**s
This ain't a gift, this dumb luck, I'm dumbstruck
[Hook: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)]
I hope you know that we're nothing, yeah, it's not a secret
This world is so bad, but something says we gotta keep it
And so, I figured I'll find a thing to like about it
And now I've found you, so I hope that you don't try to doubt it