{Verse 1}
Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor
You would laugh to beat the band
Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor
That romance is simply grand
{Verse 2}
Since you took it right on the chin
You have lost that bright toothpaste grin
My mental state is all a-jumble
I sit around and sadly mumble
{Verse 3}
Fools rush in, and here I am
Very glad to be unhappy
I can't win, but here I am
More than glad to be unhappy
{Verse 4}
Unrequited love's a bore
And I've got it pretty bad
But for someone you adore
It's a pleasure to be sad
{Verse 5}
Like a straying baby lamb
With no mammy and no pappy
I'm so unhappy
And oh, so glad