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I should be through with all the drinking
Cuz when I do, I get to thinking
Maybe she'll do, at least for the weekend
But then I sober up and that's when it sinks in
Girl you make me gag every time I smell your breath
It's like coffee, dog sh**, and cigarettes
I got this tattoo, it says "No Regrets"
But every time I hook up with you
I say you a f**in mess, you a f**in mess
You a f**in mess, you a f**in mess
You're the worst I ever had, worst I ever had
Worst I ever had, worst I ever had
Damn man I should've stayed sober
Last night you Meagan Good, this morning Whoopi Goldberg
Princess Fiona just turned into an ogre
You walk around with no shirt, damn that's just vulgar
sh**! I must've drank myself retarded
How the hell did I just walk into waters that were uncharted
Darted to the front door but this co*kwho*e just locked it
Dropped the key in her Dockers back pocket
Talkin bout "baby where you think you going?"
Tried to play it off like "babe I think your lawn needs mowing"
She said it ain't growing but give it some time
She used her own fecal matter to keep it fertilized
I threw up in my mouth at the thought of the sight
And told her I had to go and I would call her goodnight
She yelled "you ain't gonna leave me like the last man did"
She grabbed a pistol, now I'm stranded at this mad b**h' crib, uh
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Damn I got involved with the wrong b**h
Full blown alcoholic, always begging for raw dick
48 waist, swearing that them little draws fit
Did you forget to flush? Is that a Whatchamacallit?
Floating in the toilet
Crying over spilled milk when you already spoiled it
Came up in the kitchen, what you cooking? I smell garlic
Gave you a hug and realized it was your armpits
Aw sh**, now I'm disgusted
Yellow a** smile, yeah ya teeth look like mustard
Hairy a** bush like "look I just brushed it"
And when we out in public my friends say "she's busted!"
Yeah, but you were cute when I was wasted
At least I think so cuz my memory erased it
Maybe replaced it, went to a happy place with
Negligee models that can't wait to get naked
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