[INTRO]
"From now on, that'll be, like, our little thing, like you're, like, a little version of me. I'm carrying you around like-- like in a papoose. It would be amazing."
[Hook]
I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
All I need is a whistle
All I need is a whistle
Said I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
I stole that line from Wheezy and Lil' Drizzle
And yes, it's the n***a with the Care Bear kizzles
And f** what'chu heard, I don't even care a little
It's the B to the izzle, n***as can't see me
Fresh like a baby
Sick like a preemie
Girls double team me - blow me in the parking lot
I used to get f**ed over and now I only f** a lot
I love being nerdy, these n***as shop at Wal-Mart
I shop so I mall cop, call a n***a Paul Blart
I'ma have a drug fart, meaning that my sh**'s dope
n***a in a bow-tie - that's my f**in' kinfolk
Girls used to say, “Nope!” - like they watch P&R
Now they say yes because I'm on before P&R
Yes, my European car speaks for itself
I don't wear that f**in' j**elry, it's bad for your health
See, where I come from, they would hit you where you're walkin'
Rip your f**in' chain off, leave you in a coffin
Stay Stone Mountain
n***a, where my hood at?
n***as say, “You it!” when you drinkin' with a hoodrat
Boy, the beat's so sick, thank you mc DJ!
Chillin' on my sofa watchin' Venture Bros. Blu-rays
n***as gettin' mad because I'm flyer than a Blue Jay
Rappin' and on tv like a n***a LL Cool J
Call you on a Tuesday, f** you like it's Friday
I don't run no drains, b**h, call my sh** the highway
Blacker than Mugabe, Whiter than the album
I guess I'm in the middle, so call a n***a Malcolm
You don't need to help him
DIY - do it yourself, n***a don't try
“Please, just do it!” The girl sound Nike
Guess that's the reason why these n***as don't like me
Girls I don't know give my penis oral hygiene
My dick plays the field like my dick won a Heisman
n***as talkin' sh** and that sh** don't surprise me
And I'm so official, got a badge and a nightstick
["Only one question remains, Eric. Why'd you do it?
- I'll bet you he gets his kicks giving old ladies the heebie-jeebies
- Hell, no. I wanted to see if it felt like p**y!"]
[Hook]
Said I'm so official, all I need is a whistle
n***a blew up and he didn't need a missile
“He tryin' too hard.” Homie, this my hobby!
I do this on vacation, rappin' is my golfin'
Young Young Hova, lil' Lil' Wheezy
Dress the turd up s*utty, make the sh** look easy, uh
I'm the choreographer -
‘cause I'm making moves and you n***as just follow ‘em, uh!
Elroy made a funny on you slow ones
Yes, my name is Childish, but you guys are children
How's it f**ing feel man, being so on fire?
Stepping on these short guys like I'm in The Shire
I am slow Orlando, oops, late bloomer
Money comes quick, but the girls come sooner
Opposite gay victim, meaning straight shooter
I'm f**in' in yo redneck, I'm diggin' in your cooter, yes
Who told them I was so dope?
Rapping's a religion, and n***a I'm the provost
I don't even know those other guys telling me they know my little cousin Lindsay
n***a, I'm busy
Um, that's it though, angry like a pitbull
Talkin' like it's hard work. n***a, this is simple
Shout out to black nerds, shout out to white ones
Shout out to Asians, keep playin' Street Fighter
Shout out to nerd chicks in gla**es, sweeter than cinnamon
Me and Sick Boi are synonyms
People hear my voice and say, “What happened to Eminem?!
This sh** is absurd! He's saying the n-word!”
Naw, it's just Bam-B. The n***a that's crazy for giving sh** free
And f** iTunes, I'm doin' it OG
And girls love my dick like a song that's on Glee
n***a, call me Elroy - because I'm so high
That you cannot measure, I'm losing cabin pressure
Got drive like a brand new Volvo
I'm so official, I'm the Foot Locker logo, n***a