[Verse 1]
Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ
Move white girls like there’s coke up my a**crack
Move black girls cause, man, f** it, I’ll do either
I love p**y, I love b**hes, dude, I should be runnin’ PETA
In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
My dick is like an accent mark, it’s all about the over Es
Hot like a parked car
I sound weird, like "n***a" with a hard 'R'
Fly like the logo on my cousin’s 440
Eatin’ Oreos like these white girls that blow me
Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
Hangin’ in the islands, lookin’ for Earl like Toejam
I made the beat retarded, so I’m callin’ it a slow jam
Butcher and I know it, man, k** beef, go ham
These rappers are afraid of him
Cause I’m a beast, b**h, "grrr" - Invader Zim
Gambino is a call girl: f** you, pay me
Brand new whip for these n***as like slavery
Told me I was awful and that sh** did not phase me
Tell me how I s** again, my memory is hazy
“You're my favorite rapper now!†Yeah, dude, I better be
Or you can f**in’ kiss my a**: Human Centipede
You wanna see my girl? I ain’t that dumb
You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim
"Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?â€
I don’t know, all I know is I’m the best one
[Bridge]
It’s a bonfire, turn the lights out
I’m burnin’ everything you muthaf**as talk about
[Verse 2]
You know these rapper dudes talk sh**, start k**in’
f** that, got goons like an archvillain
I’m from the South, ain’t got no accent, don’t know why
So this rap is child’s play, I do my name like Princess Di
Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life
Told me I should just quit: “First of all, you talk white!
Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet"
Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect
I put in work, ask Ludwig
Put my soul on the track like shoes did
Played this for my cousin, now he can’t even think straight
Black and white music? Now, n***a, that’s a mixtape
Shoutout to my blerds, they represent the realness
Shoutout to Gambino Girls, my dick is in the building
I know you hate me cause your little cousin play me out
I like black girls who nerdy but when they dance they be sayin' "Owwww"
I'm sorry for who followed me
Chillin’ with a Filipina, at your local Jollibee
Yeah, I’m in her a** like sodomy
So if you see my hand under the table, don’t bother me
I don't talk soft, that's that other guy
I’m screamin’ “What the f** is up?†like I ain't seen the sky
The sh** I’m doin’ this year? Insanity
Made the beat then murdered it: Casey Anthony
These rappers don’t know what to do
Cause all I did was act me like a Looney Toon
And I’ll give you all of me until there’s nothing left
I swear this summer will be summer Camp, b**h