[Produced by Childish Gambino & Ludwig Göransson]
[Excerpt from Happy Gilmore]
[Hook]
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's
Mr. Gilmore
[Verse 1: Definition]
Well I'm just rumbling, tumbling, fumbling, down the street
My phone and southering head down, breathing
Heavy [motherling] drunk [I'm gone]
Like [keef] for [southering] drunk as f**
[Cause of all these] in my cup
Grab me a mic and prop me up
Open them curtains, just for certain
Whole damn crowd gonna' f**ing jump
Rain, hail, sleet and snow
Take a volcano to stop this show
f** bronchitis and strep throat
And smoke two J's and I'm good to go
But I'm a P-R-O, F-E-S-S-I-O-N, A, L
Spelt that sh**, mad slow
For those who don't know how to spell
Hit up Sylvan Learning Center
And get yourself hooked on that phonics
While I'm puffing hydroponics
Playing old-school Sega Sonic
Dr. Robotnik can s** a dick
These are hedgehogs you f**ing Brit
Stalking pray, waiting for the slip
I'm a soldier with every snip
[Gameboy] this, a different operation
Tryin' to turn this hobby into an occupation
No wonder [???] the same damn conversation
To say that is an ignorant kinda statement
I'm just getting started here, hasn't even been a year
This is for all those who said my old stuff sounded kind of weird
Give me anything you got, b**h
Any beat, pro flow, or topic
You dudes like Franchise and the Rockets
Find any MC to top it
I double-doggy-dare you: find someone you can compare to Def
To find some as versatile's just something that you can't do
I just grip it, freestyle bump and [ribbit]
Frozen [ropes] [??????????]
Slang like [???] minus [??????????]
Make you loose your job like your name Lane Kiffen
Now I'm past patient, past waiting
For lazy motherf**ers that I pa** flaking
On thin ice get your a** skating
Lighting up a cigar at a gas station
So if you end up pasted out; blacked out
Naked in the basement of a crack house
[???????????????????????????????]
[??????????] to make you tap out
Then it was destiny, that you were meant to be
Hope each one takes during [???]
For all those that're now in debt like me
All the credit card statements [sweat] like me
And there will soon come a time
Where you will pay for what you've done
Taking advantage of a kid
Ambitious, young, naive and dumb
But I moved on to bigger things
And you're still stuck up in that store
Cause you're name's Shooter McGavin
And I'm- And I'm- Pow!
[Hook]
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, Hap-Happy Gilmore
You're shooter McGavin and I'm Hap-Happy Gilmore
Happy Gilmore, believe that's Mr. Gilmore's
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