[Intro]
CG, Bambi
Ok, put your lightsaber hoodie up
Here we go
[Hook x2]
Why's everybody tryin' to bite my sh**
Everybody tryin' to bite my sh**
They tryin' to bite sh**
If you don't like it, you can s** my dick, n***a
[Verse 1]
I like the a** in the way
I got jeans like Billie like Holiday
This sh** fade like Hardaway
f** around with n***as get clocked like a cartier
b**h, close your mouth
n***a, I'm so clean, but I'm from the South
n***a, I eat cats, my name is ALF
Girls don't got d** but they a**in' out
These dudes shook like an a**crack
And when things go down like the NASDAQ
sh**, I still run it like a lab rat
These dudes beggin' like, "Baby, can I have that?"
I don't got sponsors
So check for Nicktoons because Aahhh! Real Monsters
I'm a real monster, I got a home for these creatures like Foster
That's another cartoon, mama
You know I spit silly sh** like a sick llama
You know these girls crave drama
I ain't the one, I'm a drop Ralph Fiennes on you
I'm at the beach in a phantom
I'm full house cause my DJ Tanner
Shine bright, got money, Green Lantern
I pay a dude to hold my sh** like pampers
Shine bright like the sun, no Sanford
And my sh** go spread like cancer
At my show, yo, my girls ain't dancing
They're too busy saying, "He's so handsome"
[Hook x2]