They had my yarbles on a plate ( Huffin' muggles)
Two sickos from I'm sure the Garden State ( Huffin' muggles)
They know this big s*ut got no ka-ching ( Huffin' muggles)
If she don't get loose she can't do a thing ( Huffin' muggles)
Voila, cough medicine to share ( Huffin' muggles)
Do you know that foxy moron from the stairs? ( Huffin' muggles)
Can you not curb your Schadenfreude and glee? ( Huffin' muggles)
He's all woman as you twats can plainly see ( Huffin' muggles)
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Take a seat on the john, let 'em take glamour pictures
In the heat, skunky fog, in the sequins it itches, Salomé
Don't make a face
Ooh, chocolate dandy welterweights ( Huffin' muggles)
And viper jive Victrola 78's ( Huffin' muggles)
It's White Slave starring Maria Montez ( Huffin' muggles)
Let's wow 'em, Herculisa
Oops, you dropped your fez ( Huffin' muggles)
Every day there's a stray hot child in the city
Come to claim all the ways and the tastes of the witty and urbane
Over time little lamb you'll burn like a tyger
But for now Cleopatrick, the anvil is still forming you
Oh, huffin' muggles
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah
Huffin' muggles, yeah