Silence your phone keep the flash on
Here's your chance to capture fashion
Snap me up when I blow the mic
Hey, I never met a filter I didn't like
I can slay like Buffy, I can k** like Bill
I'm the mother of drag queens, Khaleesi in heels
But I ain't past it don't think I'm through
I may be older than God, but I'm fiercer than you
I'm a jet-setting b**h
Yeah I'm Ms. TransAtlantic
My wig is in the clouds 'cause my heels are gigantic
I got so many pa**ports I'm the Jason Bourne of drag
And I match my Gucci luggage to my colostomy bag
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Say my name, say my name, I'm the top of my game
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Sing it, s** it, all hail the dame
(repeat)
That's right
I'm a dame in Boston, a dame in France
I'd be a dame on Broadway but I can't dance
A dame on the stage, a dame on the streets
When I screw your granddad I'm a dame in the sheets
If I turn your stomach like salmonella
Guess I'm more Acid Betty than Cinder-f**in-rella
With a motor that runs like a vintage Harley
Ru calls me a dame but you can call me Charlie
A glamasaurus alien I can keep you in stitches
I need shade from the sun, but not from you b**hes
So what if I need a tuck, to stay tight and youthful
It's alternative facts baby, I was born to be beautiful
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Say my name, say my name, I'm the top of my game
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Sing it, s** it, all hail the dame
(repeat)
Yes, that's right
I play in Paris, Sydney, Berlin and Milano
Some people think I look like Adore Delano
Or Madonna, Cher, Gaga or Miss Fame
But you can call me Charlie, The TransAtlantic Dame
I've learned a thing or three about the world as I've traveled
You can reach for your dreams or watch them unravel
I may be old like spice, well preserved like jam
But you can't keep me down because of who I am
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Say my name, say my name, I'm the top of my game
Say my name, say my name, I'm the mother f**in' dame
Sing it, s** it, all hail the dame
(repeat)