When the Duke's car arrived outside the Rectory about twelve on the
Monday, its driver saw at the gates another car, at the wheel of which
sat a policeman whom he recognized.
"Hallo, Puttenham," he said. "Is the Chief Constable here then?"
"Inside, your Grace," Constable Puttenham answered, saluting. "Making
inquiries about the outrage, I believe."
The Duke, rather annoyed, looked at the Rectory. He disliked the Chief
Constable, who had taken up the business of protecting people, developed
it into a hobby, and was rapidly making it a mania and a nuisance--at
least, so it appeared to the Duke. He remembered now that at a dinner at
his own house some few days before the Chief Constable had held forth at
great length on a lack of readiness in the public to a**ist the police,
as exemplified by the failure of the Archdeacon of Fardles to report to
them one case of sacrilege and one of personal a**ault. It had been
objected that the Archdeacon had been confined to his bed for some time,
but now that he had preached again the Chief Constable had obviously
determined to see what his personal investigation and exhortation could
do. The Duke hesitated for a moment, but it occurred to him that
Mornington might welcome the opportunity of escaping, and he strolled
slowly up to the door. Introduced into the study, he found the Chief
Constable in a high state of argumentative irritation, Mornington
irrationally scornful of everything, and the Archdeacon--for all he
could see--much as usual.
"How do, Ridings," the Chief Constable said, after the priest had
greeted his visitor. "Perhaps you may help me to talk sense. The
Archdeacon here says he's lost a chalice, and won't help the proper
authorities to look for it."
"But I don't want them to look for it," the Archdeacon said, "if you
mean the police. You asked me if I knew what the hypothetical tramp or
tramps were looking for, and I said yes--the old chalice that used to be
here. You asked me if it had disappeared, and I said yes. But I don't
want you to look for it."
The Duke began to feel that there might be something satisfying about
even an Anglican priest. There were few things he himself would like
less than to have the Chief Constable looking for anything he had lost.
But robbery was robbery, and though, of course, a priest who wasn't a
priest could have no real use for a chalice, still, a chalice was a
chalice, and, anyhow, the Chief Constable was sure to go on looking for
it, so why not let him? But he didn't say this; he merely nodded and
glanced at Mornington.
"I suppose you want to find it?" the Chief Constable said laboriously.
"I don't--you must excuse me, but you drive me to it," the Archdeacon
answered. "I don't want the police to find it. First, because I don't
care for the Church to make use of the secular arm; secondly, because it
would make the whole thing undesirably public; thirdly, because I know
where it is; and fourthly, because they couldn't prove it was there."
"Well, sir," Kenneth said sharply, "then, if it can't be proved, we
oughtn't to throw accusations about."
"Precisely what I am _not_ doing," the Archdeacon answered, crossing his
legs. "I don't accuse anyone. I only say I know where it is."
"And where is it?" the Chief Constable asked. "And how do you know it is
there?"
"First," the Archdeacon said, "in the possession of Mr. Persimmons of
Cully--probably on a bracket in his hall, but I'm not certain of that.
Secondly, by a combination of directions arising out of the education of
children, books of black magic, a cancelled paragraph in some proofs, an
attempt to cheat me, the place where the Cup was kept, a motor-car, a
reported threat, and a few other things."
The Chief Constable was still blinking over the sudden introduction of
Mr. Persimmons of Cully, and it was the Duke who asked, "But if you have
all these clues, what's the uncertainty--in your own mind?" he added
suddenly, as he also became aware of the improbability of a country
householder knocking an Archdeacon on the head in order to steal his
chalice.
"There is no uncertainty in my own mind," the priest answered. "But the
police would not be able to find a motive."
"We of course can," Kenneth said scornfully.
"We--if you say we--can," the Archdeacon said, "for we know what it
was, and we know that many kinds of religion are possible to men."
"You are sure now that it was--it?" Kenneth answered.
"No," the priest answered, "but I have decided in my own mind that I
will believe that. No-one can possibly do more than decide what to
believe."
"Do I understand, Mr. Archdeacon," the Chief Constable asked, "that you
accuse Mr. Persimmons of stealing this chalice? And why should he want
to steal a chalice? And if he did, would he be likely to keep it in his
hall?"
"There is always the _Purloined Letter_," the Duke murmured thoughtfully.
"But even there the letter wasn't pinned up openly on a notice-board.
Couldn't we go and see?"
"That is what I was going to suggest," said the Chief Constable. He
stood up cheerfully. "I quite understand about your anxiety over the
loss of this chalice"--Kenneth cackled suddenly and walked to the
window. "Anyone would be anxious about a chalice of, I understand, great
antiquarian interest. But I feel so certain you're mistaken in this...
idea about Mr. Persimmons that I can't help feeling that a meeting
perhaps, and a little study of his chalice, and so on...And then you
must give us a free hand." He looked almost hopefully at the priest. "If
you could spare us half an hour now, say?"
"I can't possibly move from here," the Archdeacon said, "without a clear
understanding that I don't accuse Mr. Persimmons in any legal or
official sense at all. I will come with you if you like, because I can't
refuse a not-immoral call from the Chief Magistrate"--the Chief
Constable looked gratified "and, as I have no reason to consider Mr.
Persimmons's feelings--I really haven't," he added aside to Kenneth,
who had turned to face the room again--"I should like, as a matter of
curiosity, to see if it's another chalice or if it's mine. But that's
all."
"I quite understand," the Chief Constable said sunnily. "Ridings, are
you coming? Mr.--?" He hesitated uncertainly. The Duke looked at
Kenneth, who said: "I think I ought to go; it won't take long. Would you
mind waiting a few minutes?"
"I'll take you to the gate," the Duke said, "and wait for you there--
then we'll go straight on."
Between the Archdeacon and the Chief Constable in their car the only
conversation was a brief one upon the weather; in that which preceded
them, Mornington, in answer to the Duke's inquiries, sketched the
situation as he understood it.
"And what do you think yourself?" the Duke asked.
Mornington grimaced. "Certum quia impossibile," he said. "If I must come
down on one side or the other, I fall on the Archdeacon's. Especially
since yesterday," he said resentfully. "But it's all insane.
Persimmons's explanation is perfectly satisfactory--and yet it just
isn't. The paragraph and the Cup were both there--and now they both
aren't."
"Well," the Duke said, "if I can help annoy the Chief Constable, tell
me. He once told me that poetry wasn't practical."
At the gates of Cully the cars stopped. "Will you come in, Ridings?" the
Chief Constable asked.
"No," the Duke said; "what have I to do with these things? Don't be
longer than you can help catechizing and an*lysing and the rest of it."
He watched them out of sight, took a writing-pad from his pocket, and
settled down to work on a drama in the Greek style upon the Great War
and the fall of the German Empire. The cla**ic form appeared to him
capable at once of squeezing the last drop of intensity out of the
action and of presenting at once the broadest and most minute effects.
The scene was an open space behind the German lines in France; the time
was in March 1918; the chorus consisted of French women from the
occupied territory; and the _deus ex machina_ was represented by a highly
formalized St. Denis, whom the Duke was engaged in making as much like
Phoebus Apollo as he could. He turned to the god's opening monologue.
_Out of those habitable, fields which are
Nor swept by fire nor venomous with war,
But, being disposed by..._
He brooded over whether to say Zeus or God.
Meanwhile, Gregory received his guests with cold politeness, to which a
much warmer courtesy was opposed by the Archdeacon. "It isn't my fault
that we're here," the priest said, when he had introduced the Chief
Constable. "Colonel Conyers insisted on coming. He's looking for the
chalice that was stolen."
"It certainly isn't my wish," the irritated Colonel said, finding
himself already in a false position. "The Archdeacon gave me to
understand that he believed the chalice had somehow got into Cully, and
I thought if that was cleared up we should all know better where we
were."
"I suppose," Gregory said, "that it was Mr. Mornington who told you I
had a chalice here."
"You remember I saw it myself," the Archdeacon said. "It was the
position then that made me feel sure it was the...it was an important
one. You people are so humorous." He shook his head, and hummed under
his breath: "Oh, give thanks to the God of all gods..."
Colonel Conyers looked from one to the other. "I don't quite follow all
this," he said a trifle impatiently.
"'For his'--it doesn't at all matter--'mercy endureth for ever,'" the
Archdeacon concluded, with a genial smile. He seemed to be rising moment
by moment into a kind of delirious delight. His eyes moved from one to
the other, changing from mere laughter as he looked at the Colonel into
an impish and teasing mischief for Persimmons, and showing a feeling of
real affection as they rested on Kenneth, between whom and himself there
had appeared the beginnings of a definite attraction and friendship.
Gregory looked at him with a certain perplexity. He understood Sir
Giles's insolent rudeness, though he despised it as Giles despised his
own affectation of smoothness. But he saw no reason in the Archdeacon's
amusement, and began to wonder seriously whether Ludding's blow had
affected his mind. He glanced over at Mornington--there at least he had
power, and understood his power. Then he looked at the Chief Constable
and waited. So for a minute or two they all stood in silence, which the
Colonel at last broke.
"I thought," he began, rather pointedly addressing himself to
Persimmons, "that if you would show us this chalice of yours it would
convince the Archdeacon that it wasn't his."
"With pleasure," Gregory answered, going towards the bracket and
followed by the others. "Here it is. Do you want to know the full
history? I had it--" he began, repeating what Kenneth had heard the
previous day.
Colonel Conyers looked at the priest. "Well?" he said.
The Archdeacon looked, and grew serious. His spirit felt its own
unreasonable gaiety opening into a wider joy; its dance became a more
vital but therefore a vaster thing. Faintly again he heard the sound of
music, but now not from without, or indeed from within, from some
non-spatial, non-temporal, non-personal existence. It was music, but not
yet music, or if music, then the music of movement itself--sound
produced, not by things, but in the nature of things. He looked, and
looked again, and felt himself part of a moving river flowing towards
some narrow channel on a ripple of which the Graal was as a gleam of
supernatural light. "Yes," he said softly, "it is the Cup."
Gregory shrugged, and looked at the Chief Constable. "I will give you
the address of the man from whom I bought it," he said, "and you can
make what inquiries you like--if you think it necessary."
The Colonel pursed his lips, and said in a lowered voice, "I will tell
you if it's necessary. But I'm not sure the identification is
sufficiently valuable. I understand the Archdeacon had an accident to
his head some time ago."
"Unfortunately, it was I who found him lying in the road and brought him
home, and I think that's confused the idea of robbery with me," Gregory
continued, also in a subdued voice. "It's very unfortunate, and rather
embarra**ing for me. I don't want to appear un-neighbourly, and if it
goes on I shall have to think about selling the house. He's an old
resident, and I'm a new one, and, of course, people would rather believe
him. If I gave him this chalice--but I should be sorry to part with it.
I like old things, but I don't like them enough to half k** a clergyman
to get them. I'm in your hands, Colonel. What do you advise?"
The Colonel considered. Kenneth had walked a little distance away, so as
not to appear to overhear their talk; the Archdeacon was still gazing at
the chalice as if in a trance. But now he was conscious of some slight
movement on his own part towards which he was impelled; he knew the
signs of that approaching direction, and awaited it serenely. By long
practice he had accustomed himself in any circumstances--in company or
alone, at work or at rest, in speech or in silence--to withdraw into
that place where action is created. The cause of all action there
disposed itself according to that Will which was its nature, and, so
disposing itself, moved him easily as a part of its own accommodation to
the changing wills of men, so that at any time and at all times its own
perfection was maintained, now known in endurance, now in beauty, now in
wisdom, now in joy. There was no smallest hesitation which it would not
solve, nor greatest anxiety which it did not make lucid. In that light
other things took on a new aspect, and the form of Gregory, where he
stood a few steps away, seemed to swell into larger dimensions. But this
enlargement was as unreal as it was huge; the sentences which he had
altered a few days back on denying and defying Destiny boomed like
unmeaning echoes across creation. Nothing but Destiny could defy
Destiny; all else which sought to do so was pomposity so extreme as to
become merely silly. It was a useless attempt at usurpation, useless and
yet slightly displeasing, as pomposity always is. In the universe, as in
Fardles, pomposity was bad manners; from its bracket the Graal shuddered
forward in a movement of innocent distaste. The same motion that seemed
to touch it touched the Archdeacon also; they came together and were
familiarly one. And the Archdeacon, realizing with his whole mind what
had happened, turned with unexpected fleetness and ran for the hall
door.
Everyone else ran also. The Colonel, having made up his mind, had drawn
Gregory a few steps away, and was telling him what he advised. Neither
of them had seen, as Kenneth did, the unexpected yet gentle movement
with which the Archdeacon seemed suddenly to reach up, take hold of the
Cup, and begin to run. But they heard the first step, and rushed.
Kenneth, who was nearer the door, was pa**ed by the priest before he
could move; then he also took to his heels. The Archdeacon, practised on
his feet in many fencing bouts, flew out of the door and down the drive,
and Gregory and the Colonel both lost breath--the first yelling for
Ludding, the second shouting after the priest. Kenneth only, in as good
condition, younger and with longer legs, overtook the fugitive half-way
to the gates. Up to that moment he had still been sceptical and
undetermined in his mind; but he knew, as he came level, that, right or
wrong, it was impossible for him to lay a detaining hand upon his
friend, and as he felt the decision taken his own gaiety returned. He
ran on in advance, reached the gate and threw it open, reached the
Duke's car in three strides, and opened that door also.
The Duke had been writing poetry; Constable Puttenham had been asleep in
the August sun. But the Duke, hesitating over a word, had been staring
at the gate, and saw the returning guests before the distant shouts had
done more than pleasantly mingle with the constable's dreams.
"Drive like hell," Kenneth said to the Duke as the Archdeacon reached
the car, and himself jumped up by the driver's side. The constable,
awaking to cries of "Puttenham" from the Colonel rushing round the curve
of the drive, sat bolt upright. "Stop him, Puttenham," the Colonel
yelled. But the bewildered policeman saw no-one to stop. He saw the
Archdeacon settling down in the car, and Mornington by the Duke's side.
He saw the other car begin to move, but who it was he was to stop was by
no means clear--it couldn't be the Duke. Nevertheless, the ducal car
was the only thing in sight--unless it was Gregory Persimmons; he by
now had reached the gate in advance of the shouting Colonel. The
constable ran for him, and met him. "Not me, you everlasting ape!"
Gregory howled at him. "The car, you baboon, the car!" "The Archdeacon,"
the Colonel bellowed. "Stop the Archdeacon!" The constable left Gregory
and began to run after the car, which by now had got fairly started.
"Stop, God blast you!" the Colonel yelled again. "Come back, you fool!"
The constable, in one entire maze, stopped and came back, to find
Gregory and the Colonel scrambling into their own car. "Drive like
hell," the Colonel said; "we may catch him."
"After the Duke, sir?" the bewildered constable asked.
"After that damned black-coated hypocrite," the Colonel shouted, still
in a stentorian voice, so that the Archdeacon, a quarter of a mile away,
unconsciously turned to protest. "I'll unfrock him--I'll have him in
the dock!"
"_Drive_," Gregory said, looking unpleasantly at the constable, and the
constable drove.
So through the English roads the Graal was borne away in the care of a
Duke, an Archdeacon, and a publisher's clerk, pursued by a country
householder, the Chief Constable of a county, and a perplexed policeman.
And these things also perhaps the angels desired to look into.
At least the Duke of the North Ridings did. After a few moments he said
to Mornington, "I suppose you know what we're doing?"
"We're carrying the San Graal," Mornington said. "Lancelot and Pelleas
and Pellinore--no, that's not right--Bors and Percivale and Galahad.
The Archdeacon's Galahad, and you can be Percivale: you're not married,
are you? And I'm Bors-but I'm not married either, and Bors was. It
doesn't matter; you must be Percivale, because you're a poet. And Bors
was an ordinary workaday fellow like me. On, on to Sarras!" He looked
back over his shoulder. "Sari-as!" he cried to the car behind. "We shall
meet at Carbonek!"
"What in God's name are you singing about?" the Duke asked.
Mornington was about to reply when the Archdeacon, leaning forward, said
with a slight formality: "I couldn't take advantage of your kindness, my
lord, unless you knew the circumstances. I don't want to rush you..."
"Really?" the Duke said, manipulating a corner. "Oh, really? Well, I'm
not objecting, but--damn that dog!--there seems to be a slight rush
somewhere. Perhaps it's the people behind. Mornington, stop laughing and
tell me where I'm to drive to."
"But, indeed," the Archdeacon protested, "I'd rather you put me down
than--"
"No, look here," Kenneth said, pulling himself together, "it's all right
really. Honestly, Ridings. The Archdeacon has got the Graal there."
"The Graal?" the Duke said, and again, in a voice that rejected the idea
still more strongly, "The Graal?"
"The Graal," Kenneth a**ured him. "Malory? Tennyson--Chretien de
Troyes--Miss Jessie Weston. _From Romance to Reality_, or whatever she
called it. That's what's happening, anyhow. I give you my word, Ridings,
that it's really serious."
The Duke spared him a glance. An hour's conversation on literature
between two ardent minds with a common devotion to a neglected poet is a
miraculous road to intimacy. Mornington went on explaining as quietly
and as clearly as was possible, and at last the Duke said, shrugging his
shoulders, "Well, if you say so...But where are we going?"
Kenneth looked back at the Archdeacon, then changed his mind and said,
"Where _are_ we going now, anyhow?"
"London as straight as we can," the Duke answered.
"Humph!" said Kenneth. "I suppose you've got a house there?"
"Of sorts," the Duke answered.
"Well, let's go there, and we can tell you the whole thing in full.
Unless they telephone to the police on the way?" Over his shoulder he
offered the Archdeacon the question.
"I don't think he'll do that," the priest said. "He wants it kept quiet
too."
"They can't stop us without arresting us," the Duke said thoughtfully,
"if I refuse to stop."
"Arrest of the Duke of the North Ridings and the Archdeacon of Fardles.
Strange story. Is the Holy Graal in England? Evidence by a retired
publisher. By God, Ridings, they daren't stop us!" Kenneth cried, as the
magnitude of the possibilities of publicity became clear to him.
"London, then," the Duke said, and gave himself up to his destiny.
Kenneth glanced back at the pursuing car. "The Archdeacon's lost his
Rectory," he thought, "and I've lost my job, and the Duke's near losing
his reputation. But poor old Gregory's lost the Graal--and Giles
Tumulty will lose his nerve if I ever get a chance at him," he added,
remembering the previous afternoon.
In the pursuing car the same thought of publicity entered the minds of
its occupants, and first of Gregory. He was therefore in time to check
the impulse of Colonel Conyers towards the station telephone by pointing
out to him the dimensions of the scandal which might result. "In the
courts it's bound at best to be a drawn battle; I may recover the
chalice, but a lot of people will believe the Archdeacon--all the
clerical party. Whereas, if we can only get hold of the Duke and explain
matters, it's quite likely he'll see how strong my case is. Is he a
great friend of the Archdeacon's?"
"I didn't know they even knew each other," the Chief Constable said.
"The Duke's a Roman Catholic; all his family are. He's in with the
Norfolks, too; his mother was a Howard. It makes this freak of his all
the more surprising. That damned clergyman must have bamboozled him
somehow."
As they rushed on, however, Gregory began to recover his poise; the Duke
was the only unknown quantity in the allied opposition, and he found it
impossible to believe that the Duke was unpersuadable. He had other
resources after all; there was Sir Giles, who had a good deal of curious
knowledge of hidden circles, for it was at his advice that a visit had
been paid on the Saturday to the Greek in the chemist's shop. Sir Giles
had insisted that a pedigree could be more easily and more certainly
created there than by a reliance on the less effective Stephen. With
this, and the police if necessary behind him, he smiled at the car in
front, which maintained a steady space between them. It escaped, as a
white hart of heaven, before the pursuing hounds--escaped for a while,
but hardly, and with little hope. The teeth were gnashing behind at it;
already the blood showed here and there on the white coat; already the
pursuer felt the taste in his mouth. Mornington should suffer; that was
clear; and the Archdeacon--but how was not yet clear. And the Graal
should be withdrawn again into the seclusion of a frozen sanctuary.
They approached London, still with the distance varyingly, but on the
whole steadily, maintained; they entered it, and ran down towards the
West End. The Duke kept the car at as great a speed as possible, and
stopped it at a house in Grosvenor Square. Mornington sprang out and
opened the door for the Archdeacon, who got out, still holding the
Graal, and the three ran to the front door, which opened before them.
The Duke pushed the other two in, and, with his arms in theirs, led them
on through the hall, saying over his shoulder as he did so, "If anyone
calls, Thwaites, I am not at home."
"Very good, your Grace," the footman said, and went calmly to the door
as footsteps sounded before it.
"Ridings, Ridings!" the Colonel called, and found his way blocked as the
Duke and his friends disappeared in the indistinct shadows.
"His Grace is not at home, sir," the footman said.
"Damn it, man, I saw him!" the Colonel cried.
"I am sorry, sir, but his Grace is not at home."
"I am the Chief Constable of Hertfordshire," Colonel Conyers raged. "I
represent the police."
"I am sorry, sir, but his Grace is not at home."
Gregory touched the Colonel's arm. "It's no use," he said. "We must
write, or I must call presently."
"It's perfectly monstrous," the Colonel cursed. "The whole thing's
insane and ridiculous. Look here, my man, I want to see the Duke on
important business."
"I am sorry, sir, but his Grace is not at home."
"Come with me," Gregory said. "Let's make sure of my right first and
enforce it afterwards."
"You'll hear more of this," the Colonel said threateningly. "It's no use
standing there and telling me these lies. Tell Ridings I'm going to have
an explanation, and the sooner he lets me hear from him the better. I've
never been treated like this before in my whole life."
"I'm sorry, sir, but his Grace?"
The Colonel flung away, and Gregory went with him. The footman closed
the door, and, hearing the bell, went to the library.
"Have they gone?" the Duke asked.
"Yes, your Grace. One of the gentlemen seemed rather annoyed. He asked
you to write to him explaining."
The three looked at one another. "Very well, Thwaites," the Duke said.
"I'm not at home to anyone till after lunch, and see that we have
something to eat as soon as possible." Then, as the servant left the
room, he sat down and turned to the priest. "And now," he said, "let's
hear about this Graal."