[Intro]
This song goes out
To all the beautiful women
That dated all the Urkels
All the Lauras that dated the Urkels
And all the Eddies that dated the Murtels
[Verse 1]
Low self esteem
With an arrogance to match with it
Talented I balance it match wits with it
Damn lady you find great dress
When was the last time you had an AIDs test
Am I playing? yes Romance
I got contagious love so when we hold hands
I can feel your illness through your glands
And I see your stillness in your glance
Am I too deep for this first conversation?
I'll shut up n just walk to the next train station
I'm just sayin I wanna make Frikky Love
No glove that raw real sticky love
But no love if you gimme that itchy love
Then she walks away I'm pretty f**ed
No game not even a cheat
Either I fine me a reasonably freak
Or I beat my meat
[Chorus:]
She prettier than a motherf**er
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a motherf**er
Gotta get her home get her drunk
And as soon as I'm in it I'm
I'm
Baby ya
[Verse 2]
Yo I used to wild the f** out at this ladies house
Till I met some other b**h that played me out
I swear I didn't get head she ate me out
Now I'm Franz Fernagen hopin the b**h will take me out
Not the dating route we went to church together
Slept on the couch felt like my back hurt the leather
I wanted to tell her I love her write the perfect letter
But in the end I guess it's worth it to sweat her
My other lady been buggin out lately
Mainly cause she knows I been seein this other lady
I mean I said I love you not that you own me
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f** what my body said Ohh Dee
Okey dokey hate me in the morning but you got good p**y
Why didn't you warn me damn
f** am I supposed to do sh** haha
[Chorus]
She prettier than a motherf**er
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a motherf**er
Gotta get her home get her drunk
And as soon as I'm in it I'm
I'm
Baby ya
[Verse 3]
Don Imus cause white chicks scare me
Rr maybe it's cause I like being
Compared to the last n***a that was trifling
Nah somebody deck me I never been with a Becky
WELL for longer than a summer Brake
I'm the color of ginger ale I don't want the hate
Had a few jungle fever affairs
But nothing too deep I'm leaving it there
I been f**ing with Island girls n Brooklyn girls
Harlem girls are cool ok
Maybe I need to slow down with the race choice
Find a white chick that goes down n has a great voice
So I dream away ice grill n Tina fay
Meagan Fox Sherry oTerry yea I don't care
I mean the hood says I'm the black Limbaugh
Why would I ever feel pissed off n***a
[Chorus]
She prettier than a motherf**er
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a motherf**er
Gotta get her home get her drunk
And as soon as I'm in it I'm
Charles Hamilton
I'm
Charles Hamilton
Baby I'm
Charles Hamilton
Charles Hamilton
She prettier than a motherf**er
Gotta get her name number social security digits
She badder than a motherf**er
Gotta get her home get her drunk
And as soon as I'm in it I'm
I'm
Baby ya