[Intro] Alright, see this for the fellas All my fellas stand up. Let's talk to the ladies Yo, see [Verse 1] They all so s**y, sweet, and petite But they all won't let me be what they need Cause I'm such a great friend I hate when I hear that! Always starts with her needs Hear that. They glare back and the conversation begins I think I bagged her, she thinks: “I gotta make him my friend.” Now they're taking me into their world, feeding me poison All of this and I ain't even her boyfriend I just want a chick, dime in the face and a body Down to earth, but would climb into space to understand what I'm saying sometimes Cause I black out, spazz out to ask out the baddest chick But when I get turned down I get all mad and sh** But I just stand there and smile like “I understand You're used to being single and you don't want a man" This is what I get for being a f**ing friend! [Hook] “You're a really sweet guy You're cute, you're talented, and very intelligent And we can talk about anything I can open up to you, I'm in love with you But not the way that you're in love with me I mean... you're almost like a brother to me It's better off that way trust me then I guess what I'm saying is let's just be...“ Aw... f** outta here [Verse 2] It's always the buddy speech, a million and one reasons why they not in love with me Why they got no problems when I touch and squeeze? But, when I ask for a kiss, it's always on the f**ing cheek? They tell me they problems I listen intently, innocently, but I'm feeling so empty These feelings present me with an option We can stop talking and become more than friends, or just stop talking But I do neither cause I'm such a s**er
I stick around and let my heart down with high hopes Losing my mind I feel like a psycho And it feels like I might choke every time I hear a girl say... [Hook] “You're a really sweet guy You're cute, you're talented, and very intelligent And we can talk about anything I can open up to you, I'm in love with you But not the way that you're in love with me I mean... you're almost like a brother to me It's better off that way trust me then I guess what I'm saying is let's just be...“ f** you [Verse 3] Well, okay lady maybe I've been a bit hasty It's just that I'm a little bit crazy about you Okay a lot of bit crazy, but you're not gonna take me serious It's always “Here he is my best friend I can call him over for s** when I need it.” And I can't believe that you're that damn conceited But whatever I guess that's the damn reason But I remember I was there every time you cried Had to hide my pride and dry your eyes Gave you advice whenever a guy would lie Basically when you were hurt I was by your side (By your side) But, why should I be strung along like a dumb who*e? At your front door, knowing damn well I want more. (I want more!) Love is a game. See how easily you lose? Oh, now you want me to be your boo? I'm sorry, but... [Hook] I'm a really sweet guy I'm cute, talented, and very intelligent And we can talk about anything You can open up to me, you're in love with me But not the way that I'm in love with you I mean... I'm almost like a brother to you It's better off that way trust me then So you're right, I guess we should just be friends... [Outro] Truly yours, Charles Hamilton Let's ride out b**h...